Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle.
Middle age is when your wife tells you to pull in your stomach and you already have.
Middle age is when you need to have a rest after tying your shoelaces.
You know you’re middle-aged when the dog lets you get to the stick first.
At fifty you still get the urge—but can’t remember what for…
Age only matters when one is aging. Now that you have arrived at a great age, you might just as well be 20.
Old men like to give good advice in order to console themselves for not being any longer able to set bad examples.