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Dear God
There is something wrong with me and
I need you to sort it quickly
You see I like this guy but
don’t know how to get his attention
He is mysterious, very quiet, but hot
and drives me crazy with
well you know what I mean
Anyhow I will surrender this to you
Oh, and I hope my family are ok too

Dear God
That was quick, thanks for listening
As you probably know we are meeting
for a coffee tomorrow, anyway
the thing is, I really want to kiss him
And am wondering could you intervene again
I wonder what he tastes like, anyhow
I shall surrender again
Oh, and I hope my family are ok too

Dear God
You’re good to me these days, thank you
As you already know, we did kiss
and I want more
We plan to meet on Saturday again and
I was wondering, well I don’t need to go
into details, again I will leave this up to you
Oh, and I hope my family are ok too

Dear God,
My God, My God, My God
I am speechless, you did it again
Saturday was the best I have had in
such a long time, wow
I need to get down on my knees and thank you
While I’m down here I was wondering
No, not good, steady on, well I surrender again
Oh, and I hope I am ok
Thank you!

Fiona Place