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What do you do if a Kerryman throws a pin at you?
Run like mad; he’s probably got a grenade between his teeth.

Why was the Kerryman confused?
He couldn’t understand how he had only three brothers while his sister had four.

What is the greatest achievement of the Kerry electronics industry?
They made the world’s largest microchip.

What is the biggest educational problem in Kerry?
Kindergarten drop-out.

Why did the Kerryman want a train ticket for Jeopardy?
Because he heard that there were 500 jobs in jeopardy.