Childhood: the time of life when you make funny faces in the mirror.
Middle Age: the time of life when the mirror gets even.
There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.
At twenty we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty we start to worry about what it thinks of us; at forty we realize that it isn’t thinking of us at all.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Middle age is when instead of combing your hair, you start arranging it.
You know you’re getting older when your doctor, your dentist, your plastic surgeon and your beautician all drink champagne on your birthday.
You know you’re getting older when a fortune-teller offers to read your face.
