The priest at our church experienced some technical problems with the sound system one Sunday. Instead of beginning the service with “The Lord be with you,” as usual, he said: “There’s something wrong with the microphone.” Not hearing this, the congregation responded, “And also with you.”
Why do married women find dieting more difficult than single women?
When single women come home, they look at what’s in the fridge and go to bed. When married women come home, they look at what’s in bed and go to the fridge.